Later
that night, the cloaked person enters an abandoned warehouse. They approach the man inside, walking
unsteadily. The fight with Brandon has
taken a toll on them. The man looks at
the person. “So how did your visit go?”
he asks casually. The cloaked person
sways a bit before collapsing to the ground like a fallen tree. The man looks at the unconscious person with
apathy. “Hmm, I see,” he says plainly
before biting into the apple he’s holding.
Sliding a hand in his pant pocket, he takes out a cell phone. The man flips the phone open and dials a
number.
“Yeah?”
a man’s voice answered.
“I
have a job for you,” said the man with the deep voice.
Another
day nearly comes to a close at Theodore Roosevelt High School. The students are in their final class
period. Among the students, it is said
that the last class is always the longest especially when it’s just before the
weekend. The statement is also true
amongst the teachers whose unfortunate weekends will be comprised of grading
papers. Dan is one of those students who
can’t wait for the bell to ring signaling the joyous end of the school
week. Sadly, the bell can’t come fast
enough. History is his and Brandon’s
last class. The most boring of classes
strategically placed at the end of the day to toy with his agonizing wait for
two days of freedom. Dan has been
watching the clock with a jaded expression since class started. Though the class is half over, the last
twenty minutes seem to stretch into two hours.
The clock’s taunting face stares back at Dan as it ticks away at a
snail’s pace. He might as well have been
watching paint dry. The class’ teacher
isn’t making things any better. The
middle aged man in the plain brown suit went over the lesson in a dreary
monotone voice. His voice had no pitch
or octaves. The man’s facade was just as
dreary and expressionless.
“Mr.
Snider?” said the teacher.
Dan
didn’t respond right away. Everything
else was tuned out from his mind except for the repetitious ticking of the
clock that doesn’t seem to move.
“Psst,
dude. Steinberg’s calling you,” Brandon
whispered to Dan, snapping him out of his trance.
Dan,
becoming conscious of his surroundings, looks around the class room noticing
the twenty pairs of eyes upon him.
“Mr.
Snider, welcome back. Please don’t leave
my class to go to daydreaming again.
It’s awfully rude,” said Mr. Steinberg.
He is still dreary and impassive even when making a joke. “Now let’s see if you were paying as much
attention to the lesson on the French Revolution as you were to the school clock.”
“Pfft,
some clock. Is that thing even working?”
said Dan.
“I’ll
answer your question if you can answer mine.
At the height of the French Revolution, what monarch was executed by the
guillotine on January 21 1793 for treason, nine months before his wife Marie
Antoinette?” Mr. Steinberg asked.
Dan
thought about the question. By the
expression on his face, it is clear that he has not been paying attention to
the lesson. Looking at the class’ eyes
staring at him was making Dan nervous.
Mr. Steinberg’s pokerfaced gaze was doing little to help. He looks over at Brandon, pleading with his
eyes for help. Brandon shrugs his
shoulders, signaling his inability to help him.
Dan was stuck. His friend
couldn’t help him and his inexpressive teacher is waiting for his answer. Figuring that he had nothing to lose except
his dignity, he decided to say whatever came to mind. “Uhh, I dunno, Mark Twain?” Dan said.
“Your
mental retention is astounding to think that the author of ‘Tom Sawyer’ and
‘Huckleberry Finn’ had any part of the French Revolution which took place
nearly a century prior to his writing of Tom Sawyer. In other words Mr. Snider, like Louis XVI,
who was the monarch in question, you are dead wrong,” Mr. Steinberg said. The other students, except Brandon, snicker
at their teacher’s stoic sense of humor.
“There are a couple things you will learn in my class, Mr. Snider. First, knowledge is only measured by one’s
attentive capacity. To put it simply,
pay attention you might learn something.”
Mr.
Steinberg’s advice rings true but Dan regards it with next to zero
enthusiasm. “Thanks for the advice,
Stein-y. I’ll consider it. So what’s the other thing I’m supposed to be learning
while in ‘Snoresville’?” he said apathetically.
No sooner than he finished asking his question did the bell ring,
signaling the end of school. Dan was
especially surprised.
“Another
thing you’ll learn is that that clock is over twenty minutes slow which is
surprising considering that you’re wearing a watch,” said Mr. Steinberg. Dan looks at his watch and then looks back at
Mr. Steinberg with a sheepish grin.
“Okay, everyone there will be a test next week on the French Revolution
and as always I’m not obligated to tell you which day that’ll be so be
prepared. Some more so than others; you
know who you are. Enjoy your weekend,”
Mr. Steinberg said, addressing the class.
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