Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Gun Caliber Goes All Out With Promo DVD -- FREE DOWNLOAD NOW!! (WARNING: MATURE CONTENT)

 WARNING: The following has Mature Content not suitable for anyone under the age of 18. Viewer Discrection is advised.

 As the bootleg edition of Gun Caliber is slated to drop next month, Bueno has released a promotion dvd for direct download for a limited time.
 The Gun Caliber Promo DVD Includes:



- Gun Caliber Trailer (Redband)
- Gun Caliber Ondo
- Gun Caliber Trailer (Normal)
- Gun Caliber: Super Battle Video
- Tokyo News: Events
Remember to download and get yourself prepared as Gun Caliber will be shooting evil in the dick this April with the release of Gun Caliber: Bootleg Version. Gun Caliber is directed, written, created and starring Bueno and is a Garage Hero Production.


Gun Caliber Promo DVD

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

GUN CALIBER Red Band Trailer (MATURE CONTENT!!!)

Gun Caliber is merely a month away from it's initial release, dubbed the bootleg version by Bueno himself. Time to get yourselves ready cause Gun Caliber will shoot evil in the dick this April.

Here's its latest trailer:

WARNING: THIS CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT & NOT SUITABLE FOR VIEWERS UNDER 18!!!! 




Gun Caliber - Trailer - Redband from Garage Productions on Vimeo.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

1st Impressions: HARBINGER # 21

HARBINGER # 21
Written by Joshua Dysart
Art by Clayton Henry & Brian Reber
Valiant Comics


FLIPPING THROUGH:
                We open to find where the Renegades have been staying since what happened in “Perfect Day.” It seems that @X isn’t the only new person that the Renegades have picked up. As we get to learn why @X hacked into Project: Rising Spirit, members of the group are dealing with Cabin Fever and getting ready for the repercussions of @X’s actions.

ART:
                Henry’s art is absolutely exquisite this issue. The lines are nice and clean. Great panel composition. The backgrounds are varied. Everyone has a distinct look and figure. Henry pulls off some great visual angles this issue as well as giving us some really appealing, emotional moments that are caught well by us.
                Reber’s colors only make Henry’s work stand out more, giving each panel a good amount of color and adding mood to Henry’s already astonishing pencils. This is sequential art at its best.

WRITING:
                Dysart continues what is becoming, in my mind, one of the greatest runs of comics of all time. The amount of character development this issue was astounding and solid. Everyone of the Renegades, including their two new members, got to shine this issue.
                This issue was mostly used for character development and set, which works out just fine.  We see some insecurities amongst our Renegades as well as just how serious the situation is. Dysart molds this issue well; showing us that our protagonists are not only still very human … but are not full ready for what may come.

                Dialogue this issue feels very authentic. Particularly two conversations involving Faith this issue. I really applaud Dysart for making dynamic, fully realized characters who understand their importance. The pacing of the issue was perfect. The various scenes in the book just gave a lot of insight on the characters and the situation they are in. There was definitely a lot of growth with just about all the characters and It feels very real. I applaud the evolution of these characters as Dysart makes sure that each evolution is clearly aligned with what has gone on before. Some of the best work we have seen from him yet. 

OVERALL IMPRESSION:
                Stellar issue. Fantastic art. Characters you can relate to. Gripping story. Amazing visuals. This is how comics should be.

RATING:

                Harbinger # 21 gets a solid 10 out of 10 from me! Buy it when it comes out February 12th

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Cosplay Hottie of the Month: November 2012



Hello to all you InfiKnights with Turkey day right around the corner I know you all have cravings and I'm not just talking about Grandma's stuffing. so here goes what you really want this months Cosplay Hottie Caroline Knight  What are your favorite geek vices of choice?- I guess for me it would have to be collecting merchandise from The Dark Knight series, (mainly The Joker :D), Playing video games on Xbox 360 or PS3. What kind of games? There's too many that I could list *laughs*, and Reading comic books/manga.
 What got you into anime/comics etc?- It started when I was in 7th grade where I would see these commercials on cartoon network advertising new anime (back then: Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu Yu Hakusho) and decided to watch an episode to see what it was about and I got hooked to the anime series right away and anticipate for the next episode then.
 What got you into cosplay?- My first time cosplaying was back in 2009 at the 1st Annual Long Beach Comic Con and I cosplayed mainly for fan devotion of my favorite characters. Before that, I was always seeing Comic-Con photos of people dressed up, so I also figured that you had to dress up for a comic convention as your favorite character even though no one had too.

 What are some of your favorite anime/games?-So far, I would have to say that Skyrim, Castlevania Lords of Shadow, and Batman Arkham Asylum are my favorite video games. I remember playing on Skyrim for 5 hour straight since you get the feeling of being wrapped up in that game world! 


What are your favorite foods?-Udon, Crunch Roll, and anything that tastes sweet.




What is the best part of cosplaying?- Having fun, not cosplaying to please others, but only yourself and expressing your fan devotion to the character that you cosplay as.

And that's this months cosplay hottie the lovely Caroline Knight Keep your eyes open at cons for her I know I will :-) 


Monday, November 19, 2012

EXCLUSIVE: Brand new Gun Caliber Promo!!!



Here is what sure to be a cult classic and should be picked up and aired alongside Akibaranger. HINT HINT. Take a look and enjoy!


Friday, October 26, 2012

Cosplay Hottie of the Month October 2012

Hey there Infiknights , your Friendly Neighborhood Infiknight here coming at you with my first selection for Cosplay     Hottie of the Month. So without further ado I introduce to you the lovely Kit Kat Caughtcha.



1 . What are your favorite geek vices of choice?
I’m into most of the geeky pastimes you can think of. I love anime, comics, manga, video games, etc. I wish I could get into tabletop games more, but finding the time to do that has been difficult. 




2. What got you into anime/comics etc?
I remember stumbling upon Toonami when I was in elementary and middle school, but everything was cemented when I saw Yu Yu Hakusho for the first time on Adult Swim. I completely fell in love with the story and the characters and just couldn’t imagine that something that good had existed without me knowing. When I finally saw Cowboy Bebop I knew it was a lifelong love.


3. What got you into cosplay?
I honestly was just roaming around the internet one day last year and ran into cosplay.com. I hadn’t really known there was that big of a cosplay community and just from looking through pictures and reading the forums I wanted to be part of it. About a week later I bought my Otakon ticket and started planning. The rest is history.




4. What are some of your favorite anime/games?
I am a huge Shin Megami fangirl, so I love every game I’ve played in that series, including Persona 3&4, Devil Survivor, and Nocturne so far. I’m also a huge fan of classics, but since my genre of choice is JRPGs and playthrough times for me are pretty crazy (completionist), I haven’t gotten through as many as I’d like.
In terms of anime I could pick a favorite from almost every genre… But a few of my all time favorites would be Serial Experiments Lain, Cowboy Bebop, Yu Yu Hakusho, Claymore, and Betterman.



5. What are your favorite foods?
I could literally eat pizza every day, constantly, if it wouldn’t make me chubby :/
I am also partial to ice cream sundaes 


6. What is the best part of cosplaying?
Getting to escape from reality and be someone else for a day. It’s fun that you can go from a school girl to a warrior princess in the space of one weekend con just by changing your outfit

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Broken Infinite TV:Comic Book Crave (Vol 1, #5)


 More Comic Book  cartoons then you can shake a stick at.





















Featuring: Superman, Astonishing X-Men, Static Shock, Spectacular Spiderman, Spawn, Justice League, Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Batman: Deathwish,

Pokemon Gold Let's Play 1

Back in 2009 I started a Let's Play on TheGeekFighters blip of Pokemon Gold. Here's the 1st episode, now it's on youtube. Yay. This was recorded way back... 


Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Cardfight Vanguard Card of the Week: 10/09/12



CARDFIGHT VANGUARD OF THE WEEK




Introduction:

    It is another week as we continue our first month of CFV Card of the Week. And we continue with the Royal Paladin Clan. Get ready as we reveal our Grade 1 card.


MONTH 1, WEEK 2: Royal Paladin
Grade 1:Young Pegasus Knight


Effects:
  During your main phase, if you have a Royal Paladin vanguard, when you put a card into the soul, this unit gets 3000 more points.


Lowdown:

    This card has been used throughout the first season of the Cardfight Vanguard anime. But it has not shined more brightly in the 2 parter match between Aichi and former Team Asteroid member, Kyo during episodes 41 and 42. In said 2 parter, Aichi vows to win with this very card ...a Grade 1.

    This card is great as a rear guard as long as you put cards in the soul. So, Margal would be ESPECIALLY effective combo to use with Young Pegasus Knight. YPK will get 3000 points by its own effect while Margal lets you choose who to give 3000 more attack points to a Royal Paladin Unit. Give those points to YPK and you can power him up to incredible strength.Four Margals with all effects from both cards going to Young Pegasus Knight would boost the card up to 30000 points.This is without any other boosting cards. Make sure that if you use Young Pegasus Knight that you plan on using the soul as a strategy, otherwise, having it in your deck would not be useful.


So, Young Pegasus Knight is our CVF Card of the Week. And while you have to wait a month for a new Grade 1, next week, we hit a Royal Paladin Grade 2. See ya then.


VisibleNinja Plays - VR Troopers #3




More Metal Hero....i mean VR Troopers fighting action!


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Silver Thorn # 2





SILVER THORN
Issue #2, Volume 1
Rated  R
Created &Written by Frankie Rodriguez
Cover by Jake Estrada
August 2012


"HARSH SPRING, Part 2: The Flourishing Rose" 













Kelsey Crusher Hospital, Room 541
July 7th, 2012
Condor Falls, NV


  Day is slowly becoming night within the confines of Condor Falls. Yet, the activity is happening right now in Room 541. Plaster breaks as suddenly, a body is thrown up against it.
 
   Rose Tendou-Riley slid down the wall. Her once brown hair was rose red yet, some of it was still clinging to the wall where her back was pressed against. Rose gazed at the Q'in before her. The purple hued alien lowered her hand, which held some kind of device. Rose's left arm, shoulder and half of her torso and chest were now covered by some mysterious armor.

    The Q'in known as Grimes spat, "I'm gonna to crush you then take you back to the Overship for full examination and reprocessing."

   "Not going to happen." Rose lifted herself back to her feet. She saw the gun she had dropped earlier. With a quick roll, Rose grabbed the gun and aimed it at Grimes. Grimes began a low chuckle.

   "Do you think that think will really do harm to me?" Grimes folded her arms, as if waiting for Rose to make her move.

   Rose smiled a moment."Won't know till I try." Three rounds were fired. Three rounds made their way to Grimes chest, only to be struck down by a forcefield created by Grimes's device.

   "Sorry there, sweetie. Not going through my pressure field.Nice try though," Grimes stated then threw her arm downward in an arc. A sparking golden arc of air and energy came at Rose. Rose ducked to the right; the arc slicing into her tendon a little. Blood spit out from the cut only to get sealed by more silver liquid metal. The arc sliced the bed in half and broke through the window.

    Rose rolled to her feet again, glancing outside. " Wow. A big hole and you making a lot of noise. I am guessing with you in that ... disguise, you aren't supposed to be seen."

 "Sit still so I can kill you or knock you out!" exclaimed the furious Grimes.

  Rose performed a cartwheel away from Grimes' next attack. The faux-nurse began to wake up; her eyes locking at Grimes' true form.

   "What the hell are you?" the faux-nurse exclaimed.

  Grimes whined, " Why did have to wake up now?" Grimes then discharged another arc at the faux-nurse, severing her head from the rest of her body with a clean cut.

   As her head rolled to the side, Rose bit her bottom lip then aimed her gun at the light fixtures. As the light exploded, Grimes allowed the shards to hit her, blinding her for a moment. Rose quickly run up the wall furthest away from Grimes and jumped out the door.

   "I would say it's been fun but seriously, it's not." Rose began to run down the hallway, going past a few orderlies. Grimes walked out.

  One of the male orderlies exclaimed, "Oh my god. What is that?"

  "You're boss, Jacobs." Grimes answered, letting another arc loose from her weapon.

   Rose quickly tackled the nearest orderly down while  the arc sliced through a group of orderlies. Jacobs and several of his fellow orderlies lied dead as Grimes stalked her way towards Rose. Rose turned to the orderly she saved.

  "Crawl the hell out of here!"

   The orderly ran off while Grimes neared. Rose got to her feet again and flipped behind a table as Grimes let loose another arc. Rose slid to a table where a bunch of food and pens fall to the floor. Rose grabbed a  twinkie covered up and opened in. Rose downed it quickly.

  "Oh God. This is the greatest twinkie EVER!!!" Rose flipped upward, kicking the face of Grimes. Grimes growls for a moment then releases an another arc of energy at Rose. Rose rolled forward, avoiding the arc. Grimes quickly rushed Rose, spearing her through a nearby window, into another room. The patient in the room began to scream, horrified by the alien. Nurses, doctors and police swarmed to the near by room where Grimes and Rose rolled around on the ground.

   Grimes was kicked away for a moment as cops pulled out their guys.

  The first cop shouted, "I don't know what the hell you are but freeze!"

  The second cop added, "Both of you move anymore and we'll shoot!"

Grimes merely gave a quick scoff then blasted an arc at them. Rose yelling out, "Get down!"

   Some of the nurses and one of the doctors heeded Rose's call quickly enough. Unfortunately, Most of the others and the cops were killed instantly by Grimes' energy arc, severing the people in half.

 The officers guns had fallen to the ground. Rose swiftly grabbed the patient, leading him out. She then picked up the two guns, firing away at Grimes while covering the people who were still alive.

   "Get out of here! Run and don't look back!" Rose's command was quickly executed by the people still alive. Grimes shook off more bullets as some did make it past her arc field.

  What does it take to bring this bitch down?!

   Rose began to run, still providing herself cover fire down the hall while Grimes slowly walked forward. One of the bullets were able to finally pierce into Grimes' flesh, letting dark purple blood ooze out.

   "Oh ... you will pay for that! I will enjoy ripping you apart with me bare hands!"

 Rose looked around her as most of the people have escaped behind her. She glances at a wall with a fire extinguisher on it.

   Perfect.

 Rose smiled as Grimes came closer. "You know . . . this is certainly not the way I thought I'd wake up. But still, you are pretty damn fun."

  "I'm glad you are enjoying yourself. When I rip your uterus from you with my hands, I am sure you will find that to be pleasurable," proclaimed Grimes as she stalked ever forward.

   Rose replied, "Maybe. But you know ... I was thinking. Why  are you so hot headed?  You really need to cool off."

Rose quickly threw the fire extinguisher at Grimes then quickly shot a bullet at it. The extinguisher exploded ... providing cover for Rose as she ran out. Grimes was merely blinded by the extinguisher's chemical smoke.

Rose made her way down the steps, going out onto the floor below the one she just came from. As she moved down the hallways, doctors, nurses and patients moved passed her.

  One doctor asked her, "Miss ... what is going on? why are you ...?"

    "Now's not the time," Rose interrupted. "Get everyone off this floor right now!"

   "The police will be here soon and if you don't .. . " the doctor stated.

    Rose glanced at the doctor. "I don't have time for explanations but tell the police to call the SWAT team and the Army in on this. Now run!"

   The doctor and several of his patients were about to go out of the door when they were suddenly hit by a hail of bullets. Their bodies fell as Cesar Monticello and four of his men flanked him . Cesar and Rose locked eyes with each other.

   Cesar grinned for a moment. "Well, well. Looks like that bitch failed but I get the pleasure of killing you myself."

   Rose's gaze shifted directly at Cesar.

     That son of a bitch! God ... his timing sucks right now.

  " Gotta admit Rosie-doll ... you look good for a woman who was burned, broken and in a coma," Cesar proclaimed with his cheshire smile.

    Rose answered back, "Yeah. I do. You are look like a scumbag as always. Seriously, I would love to stay here and kill you but ... I got better things to do right now."

  Cesar laughed for a moment then his face turned dead serious. "Shoot the bitch."

  Cesar's men began to shoot at Rose as she ducked into a nearby room, avoiding the bullets. Rose held her gun close to her.

   Oh yeah. This is how I want to start every day that I wake up from a coma. Aliens and mobsters trying to kill me. 



On Harry Truman Highway
July 7th, 2012
 Condor Falls, NV

    Parker was speeding down the road in a black mini-coop with Baxter on the passenger seat. Baxter pushed in the last bullet and slammed the rounds into her gun. Parker glanced over a second after speeding past a car.

   "Getting ready for war?" Parker inquired.

  Baxter answered back, "We are getting ready to meet Rose ... with the distinct possibility of seeing Cesar Monticello. I'm not taking chances."

   Parker nodded. "I brought my semi-automatic with me. It's in the trunk."

  "Now who's ready for war? I know you are anxious Parker but you need to keep a level head when we go in. We might beat Cesar there," Baxter calmly stated.

   Parker chuckled for a moment. "If you believed that, you wouldn't have just loaded your gun. Look, I'll be fine. as long as Rose is fine."

   "You know, blaming yourself for what happened to Kyle isn't going to help ..." Baxter started when Parker interrupted.

  "Don't ... go there. Rose being okay is all I care about."

  Baxter sighed. "If you are gonna be all chivalrous, that's fine. But knowing Rose ... she might take it as an insult."

  "As long as she's alive to want to beat me up, I don't give a damn. I let her and Kyle down before. I am not going to let them down again."

  Baxter noticed the determination in Parker's face and voice. There was not a shred of doubt in his mind. Baxter looked forward then touched the radio. She turned to the first clear channel when . ..

   ... was an explosion in the Kelsey  Crusher Hospital mere moments ago. Police and emergency response teams are heading there now as patients and staff are spilling out of the hospital in panic. Some staff and patients account for armed gun men while others say a purple hued being is in the hospital. More on this story as it . ..

 *CLICK*

  "Shit ! Cesar is already there. We've got to get to that hospital," Baxter said then was thrown back to her seat as Parker quickly pressed the pedal down.



FBI - Scion City Division in the old Scion Herald Building
July 7th, 2012
Scion City, FL

   Crane was going over all information on all the recent activity on the sell of Trinity. Victor entered the room, taking off his sun glasses  and placing them on his shirt while holding a bag with his other hand.

   "So, after talking with this one beautifully, messed up hooker, I found out that there have been a slew of upcoming  Trinity Parties," Victor started to explain as he grabbed a soda from the bag he had. He passed one over to Crane. "And these parties are gonna be held in all sorts of spots in the city and outside of it."

  "Underground Trinity parties aren't anything new, Vic," proclaimed Crane as he typed in data.

 "They are when they are gonna be personally hosted by Ren Pizzimenti."

   Crane stopped talking and smiled. "Well, that is new.Wonder why Ren is decided to be so openly active with these parties?"

  "Probably a big draw for addicts to come," Victor replied.

  Crane went back to typing. "Maybe. But that would call attention to police ... but most of them are being bought off by the Monticellos anyway."

  Victor took a gulp of his soda."Yeah. Still, Ren making personally appearances is big."

  "I still smell trouble with that," Crane started as he typed in some information. A smile quickly came to his face. "Ah . . .interesting little tidbit here. There have been sightings of Lucien Winters over in Brazil and even in parts of Africa."

  "Still think it's Winters huh?"

  Crane nodded. "He's the most likely candidate. Plus, there seems to be a lot of traffic with him and Trinity in some shape or form. From little conversations to news articles ... Trinity seems to follow Lucien somehow."

  Before Crane could continue, a window popped up on his screen. Crane's eyes glances it over. "Oh shit! Vic ... get the boss in here!"

  Victor quickly leaves and returns with Chambers. Chambers spat, " This better be good Crane. If this is about Rose or the Monticellos ..."

 "It ain't. It is about the "other" thing," Crane moved aside to show Chambers.

 Chambers quickly exclaimed, "Oh fuck! When was this sighting, Crane?"

 "Just about five minutes ago," Crane started. "Looks like they are back in the states."

Victor shot up an eyebrow. "They who?"

 Crane answered back, " The Breakers Vic. The motherfuckin'  Breakers."

Chambers fist clenched as he was about to turn away. Crane popped up out of his seat, grabbing Chambers. "Whoa boss-man. Where are you going?"

  "I'm getting the first ticket to LAX. I'm going after the Breakers," Chambers started when Crane's computer  popped again. Both men return toward it, with Crane jumping on his seat. Victor joined them as they got the news of the explosion at Crusher Hospital.

  "Oh shit! This is bad," Crane started. "That came from Rose's room from the looks of it."

Chambers and Victor merely watched as Crane brought up more information.


Kelsey Crusher Hospital, 4th Floor
July 7th, 2012
Condor Falls, NV

   Rose leaned against the wall, close to the doorway to the hospital room she ducked into. Steps were becoming more and more apparent as she held her gun up close to her.

   Okay. I was just fighting an alien and survived. Now, I am about to fight some mobsters. Damn. This is just how I thought I would spend my day.

   Rose turned around, letting her finger push back on her trigger; letting several rounds strike and hit two of Cesar's men who were coming at her. As the men fell to shots on their shoulders and hearts, Cesar and his own men ducked Rose's bullets till . . .

  *Click. Click. Click.*

  Shit! Out of bullets. Maybe I can . ..

Cesar and his men released another shower of bullets but Rose returned to the room she hid in. Cesar held up his hand to tell his men to stop shooting.

  "Well, well Rosie-doll. Looks like you're outta bullets. Why not come out and come give me a big kiss?" Cesar's voice full of joy as he spoke." I definitely like your outfit. Were you planning on becoming a wrestler?"

  "Oh you know me? I want to be women's champ and all that. Still, when I am feeling a bit better ... we should have date. Me wearing a killer new outfit ... you in an orange jumpsuit ... like your brother Donnie."

  Rose's words cut into Cesar. He spat back, "You fuckin' cunt! I am gonna get you for that!"

  Cesar had his men start to step forward, inching closer to Rose. Rose took a deep breath.

    There are three of them. I can take three of them. Well ... I can take two of them. Cesar is gonna be hard to put down. And I still haven't seen Miss Alien chick again. Which is kinda creepy all things considered. And where the hell are the police? The army? Fuck it. I will have to take down these guys on my own.

 Rose goes out, grabbing the arm of the first henchmen and hits down hard with her armored arm. The spikes  drove themselves into the henchmen's skin while shattering his arm. Rose smashed her armored elbow into the face of the other henchmen, breaking his nose. Cesar came in, kicking hard on the exposed midsection of Rose. Rose quickly fell to the ground.

   "Oh yeah! That's where you belong. On your fuckin' knees. Hold her down while I teach this bitch a lesson," Cesar commanded. The one henchmen did while the other one cried out in pain cause of his broken arm.

 "The bitch broke my arm."

  Cesar yelled to him,"Get over it! She won't be a problem much longer."

 A voice from behind the men replied, "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disagree."

   Cesar turned, holding Rose's exposed arm and face while they all looked at the Q'in in front of them. The henchmen with a broken nose stated, "Wha da fuck is dat ..."

 And arc of energy cut the henchmen vertically in half and the henchmen fell to the ground, letting blood leave him like a rushing waterfall.

   Grimes growled, "Give me that woman and you get to live."

   The other henchmen with a broken arm cried out in fear while Cesar just began to pout. "What the fuck do you want? This bitch is my prey! Get your own."

   The other henchmen exclaimed in fear, "Boss ... do you know what the fuck that thing is?! Let's get outta here."

   Rose just continued to leave her gaze on the ground. Shit! I got an alien after me and I got mobsters up my ass. What am I gonna do? If only ... I had a gun . ..

  Suddenly, the metal that was covering her left arm and shoulder began to come to life. Rose winced slightly as the metal began to reshape around her hand. An Oval shape surrounded the hand as some of new bard wire attacked to the shape. A giant barrel had been created with the metal that was now as much a part of Rose as her own blood. A redish purple light began to radiate from the new cannon on Rose's hand.

   Holy shit! I've got ... a big ass gun!

  Rose smirked for a moment then looked at both Grimes and Cesar. "I'm sorry to disappoint you both but neither of you are keeping me today. It is time for me to go."

Grimes ' eyes widened at Rose's cannon. "No! This ... shouldn't be yet."

  Cesar exclaimed, "What the fuck are you now?"

 Rose replied, "Leaving."

 Rose took a blast from her new cannon and the floor below her shattered, making her, Cesar and his one henchmen drop down to the next floor. As they crashed down, Rose rolled to her feet then began to run off. Cesar and the henchmen both laid on the hard floor as Grimes jumped down. Rose turned around to see Grimes landing.

   Grimes cried, " Where do you think you are going little girl? You can't escape me."

  Rose chimed, "Do you know how retarded you sounded just now?" Rose lifted her cannon. "Escape this."

  Rose shot Grimes with a blast from her cannon. The blast shot out and hit Grimes and her shield, forcing them out of the floor and through a window; shooting the Q'in agent into the next building. Cesar got to his feet as more of his men joined came in with guns.

  Cesar gazed at Rose. "Rosie-doll . .. you are a deadly little thing, ain'tcha?"

  Rose smirked, "Sure am. Move and I will vaporize you."

  The henchmen all stood with their gun pointing at her. Cesar smirked as he tilted his head slightly. "Can't kill us all, Rosie-doll."

   Rose smiled back, her aim never wavering. "I just shot us through a hospital floor and pushed an alien all the way to the next building. I don't need to kill you all. I just need to hit some of you to hurt  you all."

  Cesar smiled again, showing a demented grin this time. "Are you certain of that?"

  Suddenly, Parker and Baxter run in, letting bullets leave their weapons, taking down many of Cesar's men.  Parker let his semi automatic rain down punishment on Cesar's men. Cesar and his remaining men moved backward.

  Parker exclaimed, "There isn't any escape for you this time Cesar. You aren't just going to walk away from this."

   Baxter quickly moved over, standing in front of Rose while shooting. "Dear god ... what the hell happened to you? Besides the cannon ... you look absolutely fantastic."

   Rose responded, "I know right. I got abs now. Abs.I must have shrunk 2 to 3 sizes in my sleep."

  "Realize how much I hate you right now," Baxter chimed back then gave one of Cesar's men a bullet to the head.

  Parker joined the women. "Rose ... you ... look ... why are you in metal? And what's with the Megaman cannon?"

  Baxter and Rose glanced at each other and said out loud. "Men."

  The fire fight between the two continued as bullets came from both sides. Some bullets were coming straight for Parker but Rose jumped in front of them, allowing the bullets hit her new "armor" then watched them bounce off.

    "Rose?"

   Rose replied, "I'm fine. What about the rest of the patients and people?"

  "Most of them have been evacuated," Baxter replied. "Parker called that in after we heard about the explosion."

    Cesar and his men threw up a table and ducked behind that. One of his men, Tommy, turned to him after letting some rounds loose. "Cez ... we gotta go. We ain't winning this one. Cops are gonna be here soon. And we don't want to die here."

   "All we gotta do is kill that bitch," Cesar replied.

  Tommy exclaimed, "That bitch has become super-fied. How the fuck do you think we are gonna kill her? And your pops ain't gonna be happy with us destroying a hospital if we get caught."

  "Fuck!" Cesar turned to his men. "Let's get the fuck outta here."

  Cesar and his men began to fall back. Baxter and Parker  shoot a couple more of Cesar's men as they all exit to another stairwell. They stop shooting once the final of Cesar's men and Cesar are gone.

   Baxter stated,"We can call local police to hold them once they get out ."

   Parker replied, "They probably hitting the underground." Parker reached his walkie that he had already turned to the frequency of the local police. "Officers, this is FBI Agent Parker. Get ready for the perps to make a break for it from one of the exits of the underground parking lot."

   "Let's go after them," Rose proclaimed as she was walking towards some dead mobsters for guns.

  Parker shook his head. "You just got out of a coma and there has been an assassination attempt on your life."

  "Plus, we will get Cesar eventually. It is not everyday someone comes back from the dead. Especially FBI Agents who are wearing some kinda of gladiator armor with her hospital gown," Baxter stated.

  Rose rolled her eyes. "I wanted something new."

   "You've got armor, red hair and a cannon on your hand. That's more than just new. What's going on Rose?" Parker started.

  "I just got up from a coma to survive two attempts on my life and you want to get right down to business." Rose sighed then laughed. Parker joined her in her laugh hugged her, avoiding getting his arms caught on her new "thorns".

  Baxter then gave a hug to Rose. "Nice to have you back. It was getting boring with being the only woman on the team."

  "Aww ... nice to hear that Chambers hasn't given away my spot," Rose stated as she began to walk."As much as I want to catch Cesar right now ... I'd rather just enjoy being awake."

  Parker and Baxter looked at each other then back at Rose. Baxter examined Rose up and down with her eyes. "What have you done with the real Tendou-Riley?"

   Rose spat back. "She's here. Looking great and in dire need for some real food!"

  The three agents chuckled as they walked down the stairwell themselves on their way out.


Undisclosed Location
July 7th, 2012
Area 51

  Hospital tapes from Kelsey Crusher Hospital were being downloaded then the main security computer was being erased. Technicians were typing away, looking at different code. A frame with Rose with her new armor was seen and paused.

   A young, African American female leaned her face in by her technician. Her brown hair was long, getting in front of her. With a flip from her hand, her hair moved away. Her brown eyes glanced at the image of Rose Tendou-Riley.

   She said, "Look! It seems that the experimentation that the Q'in started has worked on her. And what an interesting mutation."

  The technician replied, "She developed armor somehow. And it is interesting to see how it covers only part of it, not all of her. What do you want us to do, Director Jefferson?"

  Claire Jefferson glanced at the picture again."More and more people with interesting mutations and/or powers have been cropping up. Play again."

   The technician played the tape as the scene where the Q'in jumped in and came at Rose was on the screen.

  Claire exclaimed,"Stop!" She eyed the being. "That is definitely a Q'in."

  The technician asked, "Do I inform the President?"

 Claire shook her head. "No. Not at all. This is all ours. We'll wait and see what moves the experiment and the Q'in make. In the meantime, find out who that woman is. I believe she'll prove to be most ... interesting."

 The technician began to type away as Claire Jefferson left the room.


Kelsey Crusher Hospital, Basement Parking Lot 
July 7th, 2012
Condor Falls, NV


    Rose walked along with Baxter and Parker to the mini coop. Parker spoke as they walked. "It seems like Cesar got away. The police couldn't stop him before he made it to his plane. And any possible eye witnesses, except for us, have either ended up dead or are missing. Damn that son of a bitch."

  "It'll be fine Parker. I got out alive," Rose responded. "And I intend to hunt down and put that sadistic asshole behind bars."

   Baxter chimed, "While that is all good and all .. .what are you gonna do to explain your new outfit?"

  Rose looked at herself a minute. "Oh god. I have been  so lost in what was happening, that I forgot. I don't even know how I got this way."

   "Hmm ... neither do we. I wonder if it had anything to do with Dr. Grimes," mused Parker as he was opening the door to the car.

  Baxter and Rose were just standing by it. Rose exclaimed, "That's what I wanted to tell you. It's about Grimes."

  Parker looked at her while thrown his gun inside his car. "What about Grimes?"

   Rose was about to answer as an arm came out from the backseat of the car and dragged Parker in. In seconds, blood bursted around the windsheild of the car ... from the inside. Parker's head was thrown out the open door and landed in front of both women. Baxter and Rose stood in complete shock as Grimes slithered out of the car.

   "What about me?"


TO BE CONTINUED . . .


 Next: Silver Thorn vs. Grimes  . . . round 2. What is Chambers' issue with The Breakers? Plus, more on the Monticello family and What the hell is Claire Jefferson doing?


Friday, July 20, 2012

Do You Like Your Aliens Bi-Sexual: A Voodoo #1-8 Review





Voodoo 
Issues #1-8 
Written by Ron Marz & Joshua Williamson
Art by Sami Basri

DC Comics

Review by Frankie Rodriguez



TALE OF THE TAPE

     Long time ago, during 1993, Jim Lee had joined 6 other artist to form what is now called Image Comics. His studio, Homage, grew and became Wildstorm. Jim Lee's first book with Image Comics was called WildCATS. WildCATS has become a very popular property;so much so that it had a 13 episode cartoon series on CBC back in the 90s. Then it was reran on USA. The team comprised of many characters ... Grifter and Voodoo among them.

    Voodoo was introduced as a stripper who can see the alien Daemonites within the humans they possessed. She joined the WildCATS and Alan Moore had unlocked much potential with her; giving her training from Zealot to her being part Daemonite herself, Voodoo had gone from the whiny girl to a kick ass fighter.

   Fast Forward to September last year, the new 52 titles were coming and the Wildstorm characters had gotten intergrated into the new DC Universe. Grifter and Voodoo both getting their own series. How does Voodoo pan out? I'll give you that answer.



RUN DOWN

    Voodoo starts with our main character ... on all fours in a strip club called the Voodoo Club, dancing. Want to get attention right away, huh Marz? And attention she gets as many men and at least one woman are  staring at our man star as she strips off her top. The woman and one of the men in question are Special Agents Fallon (the woman) and Evans (one of the guys).They argue about them keeping tabs on their target and Fallon mentions how she does not want to be there. Evan states how he wants to stay close while Fallon reminds him that they are not to engage without executive orders. Evan's just watches Voodoo . .. much to the disgust of Evans who leave ... and finds herself beating up 3 guys outside the club before going back to the hotel.
Working hard for her money

   Voodoo shakes her ta tas and body some more while Evans gets a  . .. waitress at the strip club to give him Voodoo's real first name; which is Priscilla. After a small but interesting scene where Voodoo talks to the other strippers about helping each other and how men put down their defenses ...and wallets while they are at the strip club, she ends up being called into a private room where she was told that a customer wants a private dance. She enters the room and low and behold . . . it's Evans.  Evans and Voodoo have some flirting banter as she removes clothes still Evan's pushed a conversation about her past. Voodoo gives a story  about being a 'mixed-race' which Evans calls bullshit on.

   Evans proceeds to ignore a call from Fallon while telling Voodoo that he's a special agent and that they are on to her being an alien with shape changing and telepathic abilities. Then the smart special agent goes on about how they are gonna strap her down, cut Voodoo open and study her so they can know how her 'species' operates. Voodoo locks eyes to get a great telepathic visual which prompts her to slice open Evan's with her hands after she shape shifts to her real form. After killing Evans, Voodoo walks out, fully clothed, saying she quits. Fallon calls Evan's cell again but Voodoo answers it after shape-shifting into Evans herself.

    Fallon and 'Evans' romp around in bed while talking over details as to when they are supposed to attack Voodoo. The phone rings once but 'Evans' convinces Fallon to ignore the phone to fool around more. After more talk of the attack on Voodoo and how they could lose their jobs over what they are doing, naked 'Evans' crawls out of bed and goes to the bathroom. While in the bathroom, Fallon gets another phone call. Inside the bathroom, ' Evans' shape-shifts back to Voodoo and decides to leave. Fallon drops her cigarette as the call says they found Evans in the Voodoo Club ... dead.

   Fallon goes to the club to look over what happened to Evans and vows to get Voodoo. As Voodoo, now clothed, tries to get out of town as quickly as possible, she runs into her first encounter with the Black Razors  and Black Jack, who looks like Captain Atom Pre-New 52 but all black with white accents and a star in his chest. Fallon makes it to the site where the Black Razors corner Voodoo. Black Jack tells Fallon to back off only to be reminded that she out ranks him and that she will get the alien woman. After a quick chick fight, Voodoo escapes ... walk right out looking like Fallon.

  After a brief encounter with Green Lantern Kyle Rayner that proves to her that not all humans are bad, Voodoo marches on. During said encounter, Voodoo met with several other Daemonites who revealed that they were all half-breeds and that Voodoo's mission was to collect all he could about the super heroes on the planet Earth. She then broke into a government installation, in which Black Jack and Fallon are there reviewing their information on her and the heroes of Earth. Voodoo is able to get the information on the Earth's Heroes and escape in front of Fallon and Blackjack again.

   Voodoo goes to a top secret archaeological dig where they found an old Daemonite ship. After killing two guards, she enters the ship.She heads inside the ship in hopes of contacting the Daemonite War Council about the information she has on the heroes.  When she enters, she finds a guy there. This guy had been chasing her for sometime. Come to find out that he's a full-breed Daemonite and detests any half-breeds; so he plans on killing Voodoo and taking her information. After a hard fight, she brings out an image of Grifter, which the other Daemonite fears, and she BITES HIS HEAD OFF .... GOOD LORD!

   SHE ...BITE HIS HEAD OFF! WOW!

Ah ... Voodoo Gets More Head
*plays the rap from Janet Jackson's  So Excited*

Is ya is ya is ya hungry,
I gotcha
I gotcha
I gotcha licking on my
Licking on my
Licking on my body body like it's something to eat




While Voodoo is having some head, we find that Fallon and Blackjack feel that they are at their wits end. Voodoo's slipped by them three times. They fear their bosses will want their heads as Fallon tells Blackjack they have one chance. The two appear at a secret installation that only few others, besides Fallon, actually knows about. Blackjack and Fallon take down Black Razors as they open the doors to find . ..

   While Blackjack and Fallon are attacking guys they would be normally working with, Voodoo is accessing the information on the chip before ending it to her Daemonite masters when she finds a file called Mission Voodoo. As she opens it she finds . . .

That Voodoo is, indeed, a clone of the real Priscilla Kataen who was experimented on by the Daemonites.

   Cause of this revelations, two things happen: Voodoo ... angry and confused, goes through some kind of portal to see the Council of Daemonites while Fallon and Blackjack break out Pris from her captivity. Voodoo goes through several Daemonites, killing them till she meets with the Council for answers. Fallon and Blackjack succeed in helping Pris escape and she agrees to help them take down Voodoo without hesitation. Fallon and Blackjack's breakout calls attention from a certain Blackhawk.

   Voodoo is first rejected for a meeting with the War Council when she kills more Daemonites to prove her point. The Daemonites concede and begin to talk to Voodoo, point out how special she is as you find that she was the ONLY CLONE that actually worked. All the other clones were incomplete. She kills all the other clones, vowing there will never be another Voodoo when the Daemonites come to her with an offer.

   Meanwhile, at a safehouse that Blackjack has, the three heroes talk over what is going on with Fallon saying that they need Pris to catch Voodoo when Pris decks Fallon; for knowingly letting her stay captive in that facility. Pris vows to take down her clone but also warns that she will never again be a captive. The three track down Voodoo's last movements to the now destroyed Daemonite ship (forgot to say that the bomb that Voodoo's . . . dance partner had left detonated).

   As they look through the wreckage, Voodoo returns ... shifting her hands into an inhuman form. Pris, Fallon and Blackjack take on Voodoo as she kills Blackjack and . . .


BREAK DOWN

   Voodoo was definitely something interesting and different amongst the new 52. And I liked it ... intitally. She was full of secrets. Her using sex and other easily relateable methods of gathering information were intelligent yet very gripping. Voodoo kept your attention . .. for most of it.

  This book was one of the many titles mired in controversy when it first was released because of its sexual overtones, even with the Rated T+ on the cover. Yet, in the entire time of the initial writer, Ron Marz, wrote the book, the sexually never felt wrong, forced or out of character. Voodoo was a spy and that was played off very well by Marz. Williamson also did a good job with her but the tonal shift with Voodoo after he took control was very noticeable. And why, the story was still entertaining and pacing was still great, the shift seemed to hurt the book. The idea of a clone was a little rocky when first subjected to it but still fit within the confines of this first story arc.

  With that said, both Marz and Williamson did a great job with the character. They wrote a very complex Voodoo. Yet, I think the clone really took away from what Marz had originally  intended as Voodoo became flat out evil instead of being a woman who is on the fence. In issue 3, we saw the conflict within Voodoo as she came across Kyle Rayner . .. finding that all humans might not be bad. That was a glimmer of what Voodoo could have been if Marz had stayed or not been let go. Williamson did the best he could and did a great job with characterizations. Except for Voodoo. Making a clone of her and giving any possible redeeming qualities to Priscilla felt like a cop out. I understand the idea behind having two similar characters and it makes sense ... yet still downgrades Voodoo and all that she could have been. Still,overall plot and pacing, Williamson did a great job of keeping the story going, interesting following what Marz started.

   Sami Basri is a true wonderful find. While the style very simple, Basri is a true master of sequential art. Emotions are easily conveyed. One minute, Voodoo is seductive, sexy and innocent. The next, she is fierce, sly and horrifying. Basri gives panel after panel of quality work that really shines. Jessica Kholinne's colors for Voodoo have been amazing. Each panel is alive and vivid; each one matching the mood that needs to be conveyed with Basri's art. Every issue made me more excited with all the art I had seen.

  Overall, Voodoo was a thrilling ride full of mysteries, interesting characters with very human motivations and wonderful art. There was something that always made you come back. The tonal shift between writers and splitting Voodoo and Pris hurt the book somewhat but overall, it was a good, solid ride to start out with. I enjoyed the book very much.

 With that, I give the book a 4 out of 5. Which is a shame considering the book is cancelled as of September. Ah well. Here's to the formation of the WildCATs.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Image Comics Wants you to Buy Sex . . . Seriously


So during Image Comics Panel during San Diego Comic Con, Image decided they wanted to advertise it in an unique way. The panel during SDCC, Image wants you to ... oh just look at it:





Here's the actual description of the character:


2:00-3:00 Image Comics Experience— Join publisher Eric Stephenson and a panel of surprise guests an exclusive look at what's coming up for Image in 2013! An absolutely don't miss event for anyone wanting to be among the first to hear some of the biggest comics announcements of the year! Room 25ABC


 So ... Image wants to promote Prostitution? Buy sex from your spouse? Is it a book? What the hell Image!


Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Interview with GUN CALIBER'S Creator, BUENO

Hi everyone. This is an old gem that did not get enough due. We have an interview with the creator, writer, director and actor of the upcoming Tokusatsu feature, Gun Caliber, Bueno. This is unrated. So prepare yourselves.


1. First, thank you again for this interview. With your infamous trailer, are starting filming this month?

Yeah, we start filming at the end of this month.  We're starting off with the action scenes since those are the hardest scenes to film and take up the most time. 

2. For fans who just haven't seen to gotten the word yet, tell us about this upcoming feature Gun Caliber? 

It's about the everyday life of Gun Caliber, a stubborn, negligent, irresponsible, perverted, alcoholic superhero and takes place in a world where being a superhero is an everyday thing.  Kinda like Mystery Men, No Heroics and Tiger & Bunny.  There's all kinds of heroes.  Famous ones, unknowns, and has-beens.  Gun Caliber is a mix of all three.  Just when he thinks his life can't get any shittier, he's then given a pretty big job by this lady professor where he has to retrieve a radioactive filter called the "Gen-Drive" from a bunch of baddies who want to make Tokyo E-X-P-L-O-D-E!

3. How does it feel holding on to the multiple roles of director, writer, creator & star of Gun Caliber? Do you find it easier to joggle with you wearing all those hats yourself or harder?  

It's definitely harder. Especially when I'm the sole person funding the whole thing.  I have a personal life on top of this and basically have to balance all those roles with your my personal schedule...AND THEN the schedule of all the other people who you need to help me.  Sometimes doing all these things by yourself can be really stressful, but can be rewarding if it all pays off in the end.

4. Now, what about Gun Caliber himself as a character. He obviously is not your typical "boy scout" like many of the Tokusatsu heroes that we know. What insight can you give us about him? 

Although he's a "superhero" he's very reluctant about it, but he enjoys the perks.  Him being a superhero means he actually has more authority than the police and tends to use his status in all the wrong ways.  This usually leads to womanizing, drug abuse, alcoholism and all sorts of scandals.  

For Gun Caliber, being a superhero is just a normal everyday job.  He wakes up, watches TV, makes bad guys blow up, gets a beer, orders some Delivery-Health (a girl prostitute), and calls it a day.

Even though he's not the most ecstatic about the job as a whole, he enjoys the fighting and tends to be a show-off when in battle.  He's got the skill to be a hero, but uses it only when he feels like it.

5. Who would you say are Gun Caliber's main villain(s)? And why are they against our dashing hero? 

 The character and story isn't really established yet so it's hard to say.  If it goes on for a couple more years and we have more characters by that time, maybe then I can answer that question.

6. Do you think all of Gun Caliber's notable vices (drinking, smoking, women) actual help or hurt him and why?

They totally ruin his life.  He's basically become this really washed up superhero because he just likes to have a little bit too much fun.

But it also helps divide him from the typical Japanese superhero.  You see, the Japanese mentality of Tokusatsu is that it's always shot with the intent of selling the toys to the kids.  With this movie, there's no toys to be sold, so I can just go crazy with the idea and make it entertaining in my own style.

7. This is a Tokusatsu project and there are lots of homages that can be seen (like one of the Pink Ranger women dressed as Time Pink) but what got you into Tokusatsu? What are some of your favorites?  

Like all the other kids,  I watched Power Rangers first.  It was a little tacky for my tastes, so I tuned out for awhile, but when I went to visit the Philippines, I saw Kamen Rider Black for the first time.  I didn't know why it was better, but I definitely felt it being better.  I think it was because there were less characters to focus on that it felt like a more gripping story.  I also loved how he'd transform, kick a monster in the face and make them blow up.


I also watched a Keita Amemiya movie called "Mirai Ninja" which was released in the west under two different titles.  "Warlord" and then later on by Streamline Pictures as "Cyber Ninja".  At first, I thought this movie was cheesy, but then gave it a second and third chance and started to like it more and more.  The whole concept of the character Shiranui is totally badass.

As for favorites....fucking' hell...too many to name, but here goes....


Kamen Rider, Dennou Keisatsu Cybercop, Kamen Rider Black, Gen Sei Shin Justiriser, Kamen Rider Kuuga, Powered Sister, Kamen Rider Agito, Garo, Kamen Rider Ryuki, Evolver, Kamen Rider Faiz, Dekaranger, Kamen Rider Hibiki, Choujinki Metalder, Mikazuki, Gekiranger, Shinkenger, Kamen Rider W, Kamen Rider Fourze, Magnizer-1, and Houjin Yatsurugi.

...just to name a few.

8. Starring as Gun Caliber, are you doing your own stunts? If so, how much training have you had in martial arts, stunt work, etc? 

Excluding some instances where both Gun Caliber and Soma (Gun Caliber secret identity) are on the screen at the same time, I'm pretty much doing my all own suit work and stunts throughout the whole movie.  Not because it's a macho thing to do, but because there's no money nor time for stuntmen to double for me.

I honestly haven't had much stunt work in my lifetime and that'll probably never change, but I've been on 3 productions here in Japan.  My first one was a stage show for Lion Maru G where I played as one of the "Shadow" insect Ninjas.  Then I played the role of Kamen Rider Kick Hopper in a stage show for Kamen Rider Kabuto at a run down amusement park.  I also helped out on a night drama called Elite Yankee Saburo where I get slapped in the face by the title character.  I've only got be in front of the camera for action once, but it was a pretty fun shoot.

I have a martial arts background in Jeet Kune Do/San Shou and Taolu (weapon and empty hand forms) in Chinese Wushu.  I'm WAY out of practice though and could really use a coach again in my life...

One thing I wanna clear up is the misconception that everybody seems to have about martial arts and action movies.

Knowing martial arts, does not mean that you can automatically do action.  They are two totally different things and a lot of people who watch action movies and martial arts movies don't seem to realize that.

9. What is your ultimate goal with Gun Caliber? 

I really just wanna make a fun superhero-action-comedy the way that I want to make it.  If people actually follow it, buy the DVD and make it successful, then that's way more than I expected.  I just love movies and Tokusatsu, so if it grows into something more than what it was meant to be, that's just a bonus really.

But hopefully there's enough of a following out there that'll support me enough to make my next Garage Hero...

10. Can you estimate when it will be released? and How will it be released?  Indy theaters? Your website? Youtube? 

I plan on releasing it either sometime at the beginning or middle of 2013.  Its really hard to say if it'll be finished by that time but for now that's what we're aiming for.  The reason for this is because we want to get it around to all the film festivals, sci-fi/anime/comic conventions, colleges, and other venues before we eventually sell it on DVD.

11. If you had a chance to do a dream team up of any Tokusatsu hero & Gun Caliber, who would it be & why? 

 I think it would have to be Tentai Senshi Sunred.  From what I've seen, he'd probably get along just fine with Gun Caliber.

12. Finally, you are about to pitch Gun Caliber as a series to a major cable network (being everyone who is reading this). Give us that pitch to sell us on it.  

"Gun Caliber" shows a side of Japanese superheroes that is not aimed towards a young audience, but instead the children of yesterday who have grown up watching Tokusatsu.  Amidst all the sex, violence, explicit language, drug abuse, and alcohol, lies a character who hides his true desire to redeem himself and the choices he makes to walk down that path.

With interesting characters, stylish action, and funny scenarios, this will not only entertain those who have a love of special effects and superheroes, but for those who just want to watch a fun superhero action comedy.

Thank you again Bueno. 

You're more than welcome. 

For more on Gun Caliber & more, Gun Caliber. Press the link and enjoy.